I only took a Zyrtec!

Last night I had a dream I was on my way to Estrella and I stopped in the Netherlands (as you do) and I was trying to buy fabric but all I could speak was German. I couldn't even make it sound like Dutch. I kept saying "baumwolle" which is the German word for cotton, which doesn't even make sense because why would I buy cotton? The woman in the fabric shop said "wolle" like an American who speaks no German would say the word.

Then I was in Russia and I was in a square where a bunch of people were shot down and I hit the ground and lived. I blame that one on watching Archer right before bed.

When I woke up I laughed at my dreams, and then I thought about the first Dutch word I "learned," Klote, which was my aunt's dog's name. It means balls. Like testicles. Oh, that aunt of mine.