allison_is

What in the Hell? I have been having the most terrible dreams. Lindsay Lohan stole my older and ruggedly attractive boyfriend so I smacked her over the head with a serving tray because for some reason we were all over there eating dinner. I was sitting on the couch with him when she parked her butt between us and starting sucking face with him.

The thing is she was someone I know, but in Lindsay Lohan hot mess form and even though I knew who she was I kept calling her Lindsay. She was the daughter of the woman I house sit for.

I am going to buy textbooks today. I am super super pumped for Chaucer. As I mentioned I printed off all off the reading and am thinking about the papers already. First one is due Feb 11. Eeek! I need a day planner for this shiz.

ETA: My scale keeps weighing me in at 150 pounds. I think I need a new battery. Or did I magically lose that much weight walking around UCSC with